If you love Dick Cheney, vote John McCain!

Politico via Crooks and Liars:

Asked whether he’d be interested in Cheney had the vice president not already have served under Bush for two terms, McCain said: “I don’t know if I would want him as vice president. He and I have the same strengths. But to serve in other capacities? Hell, yeah.

Wow. So, John McCain and Dick Cheney have the “same strengths.” That’s utterly fucking horrifying.

Of course, 74% of the country has a general distaste for Dick Cheney, and only 18% like the way he tastes.

And we know what 18% is — Backwash.

One Response to “If you love Dick Cheney, vote John McCain!”

  1. I tasted cheney once. its basically what you would expect him to taste like. fried chicken and three day old gravy.

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