Point/Counterpoint

I had a Typical Republican Voter stop by this post earlier to refute the things I say. So I figured, you know, in the interest of the free exchange of ideas and all, that I would do the commenter the honor of turning his comment into a post, just so that everybody could see and decide for themselves, so “Point” will be his comment, and “Counterpoint” will be me counterpointing and laughing:

Point: Bush is bad ZZZZZZZZZZ Blah Blah Blah McCain is another Bush Yatta Yatta Yatta . Who the fuck is Obama? Jesus Christ? Oh that’s right lefties don’t like religious references! So it must be Obama the secular Messiah. Asshats! We’ll see ya’ll in November whining about another
loss and claiming fraud or some shit like that. Put down the crackpipe, move out of your mother’s
house and do something truly patriotic Vote Republican!!!!!!!!!

Counterpoint: I have explained previously that misspelling slang words is the ultimate in stupid. “Yadda.” That’s how real Jewish people spell it. He’s correct that lefties don’t like religious references, because we get tired of hearing them from Right Tards who think they’re Christian, but don’t really know how to read the Bible, much less interpret it. I will say that the commenter leveled a veritable “zinger” with the interjection “Asshats!” Also, the slang Southern phrase is spelled “y-apostrophe-a-l-l,” and here’s why: It’s a contraction of “you” and “all.”

I remain unconvinced, since Republicans pretend to be patriotic by convincing retarded people that flag pins and yellow ribbons = patriotism, yet vote against our troops at every single turn, because they know that half the nation is too stupid to research a politician’s record all by themselves.

Extra counterpoint from a military person (also from the comments): I’m voting Democrat and I’m a Sergeant in the AF. I’ve been deployed to more places than you can count on your half full mouth of teeth, and I’m about as patriotic as they come. So why don’t you be a patriot, support the troops, and vote for Barak Obama. Kthxbye.

Verdict: Jane, you ignorant Slut!