Laughing at the dead isn’t funny unless it’s Jesse Helms still (again) LOL

Hahaha, dear friends, speaking ill of the dead seriously isn’t a nice thing to do, but Jesse Helms’s pathetic sad sack of shit life should be an object lesson for all of us on how NOT to live. It’s pretty bad when people are openly dancing on your freshly dug grave. Ken Layne of Wonkette eulogizes Jesse Helms:

Once in Washington, Dixiecrat Helms became the new, stupid face of the Republican Party, the party that left behind intellectualism and civil rights and took up the Southern Strategy of pandering to bitter white losers while actively working against that same white working class. Helms was the perfect hack, the kind of lifelong fraud who made his career on the ignorant resentments of the same people he screwed so hard by always representing the mill owners and the tobacco corporations.

He was mean, cheap, petty and unloved. He was the ugliest kind of bigot and a stain on America. Anybody who says different is a liar.

It’s worth reading the whole thing…and the comments section, especially fucking retards like “BettyBB” who says “Obama has spent 20 years worshiping at the alter of racist hate mongering Rev Wright and Rev Pheleger. It looks like the racists, this time, people of color, want to elect a racist President.”

Haha, BettyBB is too stupid to spell any words correctly! That probably means she is too stupid to vote! Haha!

And then there’s “RustyShackelford” (which is probably a smarter way of saying his real name “Bubba Fuckshismom”) who says this:

No country on earth has done more for it’s minority citizens than the United States. This country has done everything for Negroes except wipe their butts for them. We look the other way and tolerate their violent, anti-social culture. We pass legislation giving them all sorts of perks based solely on the color of their damn skin. I think I speak for approx. 250 million white people when I say I’m damn sick of it.

Go hug a tree, you bleeding-heart socialist faggot.

Nope, you dumb small-dicked bumpkin retard, you don’t speak for me or any of the WHITE SOUTHERNERS I know or grew up around. But, haha, we have educations. I guess that has something to do with it…You speak for a minority of uneducated hicks, and that minority is rapidly dying out. Deal with it, dipshit.

And then this, from “CobbBolker,” which I think might be a joke, but probably isn’t, because lots of Southern Americans really are this stupid, but it might be a joke, but you just never can tell:

THIS DEATH OF JESSIE HELMS IS VARY SUSPISHIOUS EVERYBODY KNOWS HELMS STOOD FOR THE AMERECAN WAY AND WOUD HAVE PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS TO KEEP OBBOMA AND FATHER WRITE OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE THATS WHY THE LIBDONKS WERE AFRAID OF HIM!!! IS THAT WHY THAY NEEDED HIM OUT OF HIS WAY? SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOOK INTO OBBOMAS TIES TO THE TALLEBAN AND HIS TIES TO THE SOVIETS AND HIS TIES TO THE MOSAD AND THE UN THEIR WHERE TO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO WANT JESSIE HELMS DEAD AND THAT HE DIED ON AMERECAS BIRTHDAY IS NOT A COINCEDENCE1 WAKE UP PEOPLE!

I love people who love America so much that they can’t even bear to spell her name correctly, and also use the word “libdonks.” I’m reading that quote over and over again. It’s mesmerizing…”Obboma’s” ties to the “Soviets,” who don’t “exist anymore.” Wow.

Don’t worry, most of the commenters are dancing a jig on Jesse Helms’ grave…like this one:

This article was nearly as awesome as the thought of what Jesse Helms must be going through, right now, in hell.

And this one, which made me cackle:

I bet Helms was surprised to show up a the gates of heaven, and discover that Jesus looks a lot like a modern Iraqi.

But when he gets to the Throne and discovers that G*d is a Fabulous Black Gay Drag Queen …. he’ll just dive through the floor and keep sinking all the way to The Other Place. (But, , no escape: the Devil is a Mexican lesbian activist from ACT-UP who’s put a giant condom over his eternal cave.)

And this one, a personal response to the above retard, Rusty:

Dear Rusty

You’re still a racist. And a Homophobe. And still really, really stupid.

There’s a tarpit over there. Please go lumber into it.

Haha, I love America.