John McCain has less than nothing…
…if this is an actual talking point they’re pursuing.
I mean, really…columns? Greek columns? Like they have all over…Washington? Like in all these pictures of John McCain flanked by Greek columns?
What?
What’s that Voltaire quote again? Oh yeah:
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.”
Indeed.
Columns? Marble columns? Seriously? Seriously. They have nothing.
I don’t care which candidate is using them, nothing transforms your life like maaaahhhble columns! They make everything classier!
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