Best nickname for Sarah Palin EVAR

Of course, it came from TBogg:

It probably won’t come as any surprise that one of the reasons that former prisoner of war John McCain decided to enlist  Bible Spice from the Great White North as his running mate was because she had already been given the sign of the cross and a big ol’ wink from Dobsonite wing of the party. Her evangelical background, as well as her hardline stance on abortion,  combined with her skepticism regarding evolution, scientific inquiry,  gravity, and the existence of verbs made her mighty desirable to the Jesus folk…. in a purely spiritual way. And without the vote of the evangelicals the McCain campaign was just going to be so much whacking off with no happy ending to come on November 4th.

BIBLE SPICE!

And when Sarah Palin suddenly has a “family emergency” and can’t debate next Thursday, guess who will still be singing her praises?  The very same Dobson wing of the Retard party.

Because they’re stupid.

4 Responses to “Best nickname for Sarah Palin EVAR”

  1. Bible Spice…that’s too funny!!!

  2. Bible Spice. LOL. nice.

  3. Found this blog when I googled “Bible Spice”–because I have no clue who or what “Bible Spice” is in reference to–is it because she’s a bible-thumping evangelical hottie? (GAH! Anybody who finds her hot gives me the creeps; It takes way more than passible looks and good legs to attract my interests)

    No, I’m not being dense on purpose, I’ve been living in Yosemite with no TV for three and a half years.

    Help me out here!

  4. Milo Bloom Says:

    Edie,
    Spice as in from the musical group “Spice Girls” — Scary, Baby, Ginger, Posh, Sporty and now Bible.

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