Ha ha, Republicans are exactly as stupid as I think they are
In my live-blog tonight, I said this:
8:52 I bet it really bothers some fucking retard Americans that Obama pronounces “Taliban” and “Pakistan” correctly. They’re probably like “Moose-lem knows other languages boop boop why can’t he fuck up Anglish like Americans?”
I WAS KIDDING. But now, as I’m flipping through the mindfuck known as The Corner, I find known adult retarded child John Hood saying this:
I guess Obama thinks he’s being clever by pronouncing the name of the country as “Pok-ee-stahn” rather than the standard English pronunciation. But he’s not.
(snip)
Basically, he sounds snooty and perhaps even vaguely appeasing of a foreign power. Viewers will be put off by his verbal tick.
You got that? If you pronounce the names of foreign countries correctly, rather than mangling them with your tard version of English, you’re appeasing a foreign power.
You know, these dipshits make it too easy.
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September 27, 2008 at 5:51 pm
That is pathetic. I’m actually infuriated by this man’s inability to reason. Wow, it’s hard to get me to that point too.
September 27, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Oh, I know. It’s stunning.
But The Corner is hilarious during every event, because their reactions are just…again, it’s hard to make fun of them, because they already are a self-parody of themselves.
Like, when Wonkette is live-blogging something, very often, they’ll just say “Haha, the Corner is AWESOME right now, go, go, go!”
Especially this one girl, Kathryn Jean Lopez, who everybody (on both sides) calls K-Lo. She is just dumber than a rock, and I think last night she was drunk, because, well…I’ll just get the link for you, because Sadly, No! caught one of her postings really really late, and it was funny as shit.
September 27, 2008 at 9:30 pm
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/12108.html
October 6, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Pronouncing Pakistan properly does not necessarily make Obama presidential material. You using profanity as liberally as you do doesn’t make you clever. Perhaps you are bright, but your language cleverly conceals that quality.
October 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Um…no one said that it made him presidential material. The point is that I was making fun of Republicans saying that there would be someone bothered by it, and sure enough, I was right.
And yes, I use potty words. I have that in common with John McCain.
October 9, 2008 at 3:12 pm
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