Retarded straight men have GAY STARBURSTS for Sarah Palin!

God’s dumbest creation, the white conservative straight male, was the only one fooled by Sarah Palin’s empty fact-free showpony flirting in last night’s debate.  Meet Rich Lowry, one of the premature ejaculators at The Corner:

A very wise TV executive once told me that the key to TV is projecting through the screen. It’s one of the keys to the success of, say, a Bill O’Reilly, who comes through the screen and grabs you by the throat. Palin too projects through the screen like crazy. I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it.

“Starbursts…ricocheting around the living rooms of America.”

That is the gayest, most retarded bullshit I have ever heard in my entire life.

“PURTY LADY WINKED AT ME, PURTY LADY WINKED AT ME!  I WINK HER BACK!  SHE SEE ME WINK HER BACK?  I VOTE LADY!”

I feel bad for the wives that had to clean up their husbands’ sudden “starbursts.”

This is the only thing Rich Lowry and his fellow geniuses saw last night, as they furiously played pocket pool:

(h/t Wonkette)