The veepee debate: Reactions from retards and anchor babies!

Since Andrew Sullivan collected them all (because he tries to “straddle the middle” or, as they say in real life, “is still sort of a wingnut”), I’ll just excerpt the reactions from the retardiest of the anchor babies (Michelle Malkin) so you can read what they say. Obviously, the polar opposite of the following statements is true:

Ramesh Ponnuru (one of the right wing’s token “darks”):

Any conservative who was white-knuckled going into this is relaxing by now. There were some points where she was a bit more platitudinous than one would ideally want, but overall–she’s cleaning up. Biden is sighing more as the night goes on, and I can see why.

Erick Erickson (seriously):

Sarah Palin just field dressed Joe Biden like a moose. She was awesome. She connected with the people. She had fun. She was relaxed. She was awesome.

OOH DOGGIE, two “She was awesome”s from that retard!

Michelle Malkin (the anchor baby):

She was warm, fresh, funny, confident, energetic, personable, relentless, and on message. She roasted Obama’s flip-flops on the surge and tea-with-dictators declarations, dinged Biden’s bash-Bush rhetoric, challenged the blame-America defeatism of the Left, and exuded the sunny optimism that energized the base in the first place.

McCain has not done many things right. But Sarah Palin proved tonight that the VP risk he took was worth it.

Jay Reding:

Final thought before all the spin: Palin just wiped the floor with Biden tonight. It wasn’t even close. Biden had his moments, but there’s a reason why his presidential runs went over like lead balloons. Biden was pure Washington, Palin was pure Main Street. She performed brilliantly with a deck stacked against her, which for someone who has never done this before is quite a feat.

So the verdict is in!

In the eyes of everyone who has a three-digit IQ and/or isn’t an anchor baby, Joe Biden steamrolled the Great White Wench!