John McCain fucked a Brazilian chick once, therefore he understands Latin American foreign policy
God, the McCain campaign is fucking unbelievable:
At an Americas Conference panel discussion today, McCain adviser Richard Fontaine argued that Sen. John McCain’s (R-AZ) affair 50 years ago with former Brazilian beauty queen Maria Gracinda Teixeira de Jesus illustrated “the long experience he has had in the region — in the most positive terms”:
”Talking a little about his personal experience, he was famously born in Panama and has traveled all over the hemisphere for many years.” Fontaine said. “In fact, I saw, I guess it was last week, that his old girlfriend in Brazil has been found from his early days when he was in the Navy and was interviewed. She’s a somewhat older woman now than she was then, but it sorta speaks to the long experience he has had in the region — in the most positive terms.”
There you have it. Every sailor who fucks a local whore on a port stop is a foreign policy expert.
Headdesk.
Would you like to comment on this, Brother In The Navy?
October 5, 2008 at 4:54 pm
well, of course that gives him expertise. unfortunately, with our current endeavors in the middle east, there’s almost no way for him to gain insight into the muslim world since every whore over there seems to be from thailand.