General Petraeus is a Chardonnay-sipping, elitist, Moose-lem, New Yorker-reading elitist Moose-lem elitist like Barack Obama!

I’ve written before about how stupid wingnut “writers” get their asses all chapped when Barack Obama pronounces “Pakistan” correctly, and Think Progress has a round-up of wingnuts doing the same:

– “When Obama says Pock-i-stahn I have an uncontrollable urge to read the New Yorker and find some Chardonnay. Fortunately I have an old copy of NR and a Coors Light to snap me back to reality. Seriously though — no one in flyover country says Pock-i-stahn. It’s annoying.” [E-mail posted by Kathryn Jean Lopez]

– “Re Senator Obama’s ostentatiously exotic pronunciation of Pakistan, one thing I like about Sarah Palin is the way she says ‘Eye-raq’.” [Mark Steyn]

– “Most overwrought pronunciation of the night: The academic way that Obama says ‘Pakistan,’ with a soft ‘a’ – reminscent of a 1980s ‘Saturday Night Live’ sketch in which newscasters over-pronounced ‘Managua, Nicaragua.’” [Philadelphia Daily News]

– “Drinking Game: A shot every time the candidates pronounce ‘Pakistan’ or ‘Taliban’ in an annoying way?” [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Um, uh huh.  Yeah.  Correct pronunciation really bothers wingnuts, who revel in their petulant stupidity.  Meanwhile, wingnuts all get erections (even K-Lo…especially K-Lo) when John McCain says “General Petraeus.”  Well, it seems that either some wingnuts’ heads are going to explode, or they’re just going to have to add another item to the long list of things-they-believe-that-are-contradictory-and-ridiculous:  David Petraeus pronounces “Pakistan” like Obama pronounces “Pakistan”!!!!

OH NO WHAT TO DO?!?!  I guess they’ll have to stop supporting David Petraeus (or pretending to) because he’s obviously IN TEH TANK!!!!!11!

Watch it:

Uhhh…uhhh…uh…ARUGULA SNIFFER!